I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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