he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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