is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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