i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Couch. On fire.
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