That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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