Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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