Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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