oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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