this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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