how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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