i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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