this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i dont even know how to be here
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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