i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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