Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
so let's talk penis.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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