Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
