I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
splinters make it hard to masturbate
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Randomize
