I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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