Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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