and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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