butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
