Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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