ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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