Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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