I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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