I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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