have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
