: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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