Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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