do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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