It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He felt like a one man threesome
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
