I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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