So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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