we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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