drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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