I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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