Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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