just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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