True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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