Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
NoShamevember. You game?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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