batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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