I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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