I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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