Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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