yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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