I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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