my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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