Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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