And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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