Is it normal to miss your booty call?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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