In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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