PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
