Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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