i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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