Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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