Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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