I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
did i just pee glitter
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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